nayx:

THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds.  the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*

6:04 pm  •  20 May 2013  •  40,061 notes

meladoodle:

*dusts off entire photo album of selfies and shows grandchildren*

2:06 pm  •  19 May 2013  •  15,567 notes

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

(Source: shadzu)

4:23 pm  •  17 May 2013  •  234,889 notes

fartrickstump:

do u ever care about something for like three seconds

8:45 pm  •  13 May 2013  •  41,377 notes