THE GAY PEOPLE ARE COMING RAISE THE VAGINA WALLS *enormous stone walls with vaginas painted onto them rise up from the grounds. the gay people instantly retreat in a choreographed dance number*
*dusts off entire photo album of selfies and shows grandchildren*
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
do u ever care about something for like three seconds